One Creepypasta Masterpasta to rule them all 

homosaiyans:

Because while there are great places like creepypasta.com and the creepypasta wiki, actually digging through the slop to find the gems they have is tiresome. So I thought I’d do it for you. A lot of these may be old classics that many of you have already read, but it’s always nice to revisit them and maybe drag a few newbies in on the way down.

Note that some, perhaps a lot of these entries may contain potentially very triggering material.

GENERAL CREEPYPASTAS

• you’re not scared, right?
• mentality
• tulpa
• the kaleidoscope
• forgotten valentine
• string theory
• dear abby
• lost episodes
• fog
• he waits for you
• out with a bang
• psychosis
• anna
• on the bus
• the baby doll
• help us
• up
• the art of jacob emory
• the door
• photographs
• happy puppet syndrome
• persuaded
• the midnight lock-up
• perfectown
• the text message
• kisaragi station
• huntsville camping trip
• my fear of water
• barricade
• patient #0017983
• the cabinet
• the disappearance of ashley, kansas
• button day
• prey
• the thing that stalks the fields
• broadcast interruption
• la muerta blanca
• the agent from mipa
• interference
• the song and dance man
• fresh faces
• whispers
• funnymouth
• the dibbuk box
• raincoat
• the hands
• fenter woods
• hide
• love
• the creak of the door
• thanks
• the growths
• alone
• the story of her holding an orange (series)
• new city village
• gateway of the mind
• notes
• the blind man’s favour
• listers rache
• la nuit
• the thing in the window
• quiet
• darkness
• tower of silence
• the guardian angel
• a child’s eyes
• the dolls
• noend house
• internet story (video)
• julia legare
• russian sleep experiment
• falling
• comes the test
• the third wish
• abandoned by disney
• wake up
• masterpiece
• the memetic symbol
• chiasma
• normal porn for normal people
• pretend
• mr widemouth
• the message
• call me tomorrow, okay?
• dust
• liars
• evaporation
• doors
• the masked man
• ickbarr bigelsteine
• the systelien specter

HACKED GAME/PROGRAM/LOST EPISODE CREEPYPASTAS

• majora’s mask: ben drowned
• xorax
• pokémon black (there is also a fanmade game, although it’s a WIP)
• pokémon lost silver & game (game includes a “hidden” route not explained in the original creepypasta)
• pokémon false red (playable ROM hack)
• come follow me
• snow on mt. silver
• fallout 3 numbers station
• morrowind: jvk1166z.esp
• the theater 
• squidward’s suicide
• suicidemouse.avi
• dead bart
• candle cove
• happy appy

NOTEWORTHY NON-FICTION

• dyatlov pass incident
• uvb-76
• valentich disappearance
• albert fish
• salish sea human foot discoveries
• the grinning man
• green children
• robert the doll
• delphine lalaurie
• time slip
• cotard delusion
• benjaman kyle
• spontaneous human combustion
• toynbee tiles
• gef
• belchen tunnel
• lead masks case
• tunguska event
• unethical human experimentation in the united states
• gilles de rais
• unit 731
• polybius
• southern television broadcast interruption
• exploding head syndrome
• gil perez
• solway firth spaceman
• taman shud case
• black triangle
• out of place artifacts
• shag harbour incident
• kaz II
• the hum
• unexplained disappearances

BONUS! TAKING THE EDGE OFF

• the prince’s fresh start
• they’re everywhere
• the dead skull
• day of all the blood
• repercussions of evil (video, text in desc.)
• the theater gameplay and commentary (after the game hack pasta)
• pandimensional vending
• =3 lost episode

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